get a government letter with the subheading, use photoshop to edit and now change it to a warning letter, that SPCA now will come and spot check, say that every dogs will be licensed only with court trial and tell her to call (hp no.) and now you know her house number.
Buy a cheap sim card try those without the need to register, so that you can be free to use it without being tracked.
Back to the letter, put a stupid office no. and leave the hp no. for that lady to call on, then use that number you captured on your new sim card hp to do SPECIAL THINGS
Forging government letter is ILLEGAL!!