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« on: April 18, 2007, 09:17:10 PM »

A  man and his wife were spending the day at the zoo. She  was wearing a loose fitting, pink dress, sleeveless with straps. He  was wearing his usual jeans and T-shirt. As  they walked through the ape exhibit, they passed in front of a large, silverback  gorilla.

Noticing  the wife, the gorilla went crazy. He  jumped on the bars, and holding on with one hand and two feet, he grunted and  pounded his chest with his free hand. He  was obviously excited at the pretty lady in the pink Dress. The  husband, noticing the excitement, thought this was funny. He  suggested that his wife tease the poor fellow some more by puckering her lips  and wiggling her bottom.  She played along and the gorilla got even more excited, making noises that would wake the dead.

Then the husband suggested that she let one of her straps fall to show a little more  skin. She  did...  And the gorilla was about to tear the bars  down.

"Now...  Show your thighs and sort of fan your dress at him," he said. this drove  the gorilla absolutely crazy, and he started doing flips.

Then the husband grabbed his wife, ripped open the door to the cage, flung her in  with the gorilla and slammed the cage door shut.

"Now. Tell him you have a headache."
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