Short jokes

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
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45 lbs .
 

 

 


Why is it so hard to find men who are caring, kind, and good looking?
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Because those men already have boyfriends.
 

 

 


What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
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After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
 

 

 


What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
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The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
 

 


What's the difference between a Northern fairytale and a Southern fairytale?
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A Northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time."
A Southern fairytale begins.....
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"Y'all ain't gonna believe this crap."
 

 




Now this is the Highlight....
 




What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
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"Are you sure it's mine?"