National Excuses (NC16)

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National Excuses (NC16)

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Warning: Not for children Under 16 (NC16) 
Happened to come across and share this interesting
Sg's national Excuses ........

Hope laugh until you kee siao and enjoy this coming weekend.......
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Funny!!!!
1. NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR HAIR LOSS: Maggi Mee.

2. NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR BEING LATE: Traffic Jam.

3. NATIONAL CONDOM: None. Most Asians still feel embarrassed buying
condoms. So they rush into a Seven-Eleven, grab the nearest pack, any
brand also can, pay and leave before the cashi er can even blink an eye

4. NATIONAL FRUIT FOR INDUCING MENSTRUATION: Pineapple

5. NATIONAL APHRODISIAC DRINK: Stout. Many swear by it. But after a
few pints, they start swearing at everything...

6. NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (MEN): Food Poisoning.

7. NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (WOMEN): Menstrual Pain.

8. NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY WOMEN WHEN REFUSING SEX: Headache,
kids not asleep, maid not asleep, mother-in-law around, got early
appointment, food not digested yet, aircon not cold enough, aircon too
cold, nail polish not dried yet, forgot to take the pill, sleepy,
stomach cramps, period, haven't remove make-up, haven't shower, no
water supply, going to watch " Santa Barbara", depressed, no mood, etc.

9. NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY MEN WHEN REFUSING SEX: None. Asian
men never refuse sex.

10. NATIONAL CURE FOR HEADACHES: Panadol. The "cure for all". If it fails,
we have another secret weapon.....Tiger Balm.

11. NATIONAL CURE FOR DIZZINESS: Minyak Angin Cap Kapak (Axe oil).

12. NATIONAL CAUSE OF DIZZINESS (FORYUPPIES): Happy Hours.

13. NATIONAL INSTANT CURE FOR DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES): The sight
of a police road block.

14. NATIONAL RUBBISH DUMP: Anywhere. As long as it is not your house.

15. NATIONAL MOST MIS-PRONOUNCED NAME: Carrefour. Sometimes even
pronounced as Carry 4! On second thought, why bother pronouncing Peugeot,
Renault or Citroen correctly. I think it sounds better, when the local
mechanics say "Pew Jeot ". When I was in school, Milo was always Mee Lo, now that I'm
sophisticat ed, I say "My Lo". So don't be embarrassed saying "Carry 4".