Miss Universe

[oldbird]

HI All,

Laughter for the day.......!!!!


>WHY SINGAPOREAN Girls CAN'T WIN MISS UNIVERSE TITLE
>
>One of the main reasons why in recent years the Singapore Government has
>always ensured that their Miss Universe representative were of tertiary
>level education or higher was because of the following incident which
>occurred not too many years ago.
>
>It is the final round of the Miss Universe Pageant and the 3 finalists,
>Miss USA, Miss Malaysia and Miss Singapore are being asked
>3 simple questions:
>
>MC: The first question is name me an electrical appliance starting with
>"L"
>Miss USA: Lamp
>Miss Malaysia: Light bulb
>Miss Singapore: LADIO
>Judge: No, no, Radio does not start with the letter "L"
>
>MC: I am going to give you 3 more chances; Now, name me an animal
>starting with the letter "L"
>Miss USA: Lion
>Miss Malaysia: Leopard
>Miss Singapore: LABBIT
>Judge: No, no, no!
>
>MC: Your next chance. The name of a famous car that starts with "L"
>Miss USA: Lexus
>Miss Malaysia: Lamborghini
>Miss Singapore: Lolls-Loyce
>Judge: Oh my God!
>
>MC: I am going to give you one last chance! Name me a fruit starting
>with the letter "L"
>Miss USA: Lemon
>Miss Malaysia: Lychee
>Miss Singapore, with full of confidence, smiles and says: LIEWLIAN!!
>
>This is not the end of the story, the Judge consulted the board of
>judges to determine if Miss Singapore should really be disqualified ;
>and they decided that since Miss Singapore was having so many problems
>with the letter "L", they decided to give her another chance.
>
>Judge: OK, the final question is : Name me a human anatomy starting with
>the letter "L"
>Miss USA: Lung (applause)
>Miss Malaysia: Liver (even more applause) Miss Singapore: LAN CIAU The
>Judges fainted..!!!