Three guys heard of a bridge that was famous for granting wishes. The story was that if you jumped off the bridge and shouted your wish, it would come through. So they all decided to see if the story was real...
The first guy stepped on the ledge of the bridge and jumped off shouting, "Millionaire!" and instantly, he was on a premium yatch with $1,000,000!
Impressed the second guy stepped on the ledged and after a sly grin, jumped off shouting, "Playboy!" and instantly, he was on back on a bridge with a sporty car and three beautiful girls!
Excited about getting his wish...the third guy stepped up on the ledge and was ready to jump off when he slipped....and said, "Shit!"