bas***d
A 20-yr old pretty, sexy and sensual girl went to see
a psychiatrist.
"Doctor, I'm so angry at my boyfriend that I must
call him bas***d. I feel
that he's gone too far, and he deserves it."
"Hmm? Such a word is strong and rude. But may be you
have your own
reasons. Tell me about it so that I can help you."
"Yes, thank you, Doctor. There was one night...we
parked our car besides
the beach and we were alone... and... he held my
hand..."
"Did he hold your hand like this?"
"Yes, Doctor. Exactly like how you're holding it now"
"If it's only this, he doesn't deserve to be called
bas***d. It means he
doesn't want to be separated from you."
"Then, he leaned his body towards me... and hugged
me..."
"Like this?"
"Yes, Doctor. Exactly like how you're doing."
"It's not a bas***d. It means he wanna stay forever
by your side"
"Then he kissed me..."
"Like this?"
"Yes, Doctor. Exactly like how you're kissing me."
"If its only a kiss like this, seriously you can't
call him bas***d. It
means he adores you."
"Then he put his hands inside my clothes and touched
my boobs, Doc..."
"Like this?"
"Yes, Doctor... exactly like that"
"It's not behavior of a bas***d. It means he wants to
protect you."
"Then he took off all my clothes... slowly... "
"Did you resist?"
"No. I let him do it, coz I love him..."
"Did he take off your clothes like this?"
"Yes, Doctor. Until I'm completely naked like
now......"
"He still doesn't deserve to be called "bas***d,
because it means he wanna
learn about your body completely."
"Then he kissed me and put his.... inside me and had
sex with me..."
"Did he do it just like what we do?"
"Yes, Doctor. Exactly the same"
"You still can't call him bas***d. It means he
needs you."
"But then he told me that he has AIDS"
All the staff and patients outside heard the doctor
screaming,"
BASTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRD!"