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« on: September 12, 2006, 11:35:51 PM »

Two Italian men and a lady stranded on a desert
island;
- The two fought and one KILLED the other to have the
lady.

Two American men and a lady stranded on a desert
island;
- They both had the lady TOGETHER.

Two French men and a lady stranded on a desert island;
- They killed the lady to have EACH OTHER.

Two Indonesian men and a lady stranded on a desert
island;
- The first man claimed that island is independent and
took the lady as his advisor.
- The second man swam to another island to search for
jobs.

Two Thai men and a lady stranded on a desert island;
- The first man rented the lady to the second man for
2 baht a night.

Two Filipino men and a lady stranded on a desert
island;
- The first man kidnapped the lady and asked for
ransom from the other man.

Two Malaysian men and a lady stranded on a desert
island;
- The lady ACCUSED the first man of sodomizing the
other because she was rejected by both.

Two Singaporean men and a lady stranded on a desert
island;
- The two men are still waiting for instructions from
the GOVERNMENT on how to proceed.
 head banging head banging head banging mad mad
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