Three men died and went to heaven.
When god saw them, he said that he will give them transport(vehicle) based on their love relationship.
Mr A. said: I only loved my wife and have always been faithful to her only.
God said: I am pleased, you deserve a Ferrari.
Mr B. said: I have 1 wife and 1 mistress, but my love for both of them is true too.
God said: Ok you deserve a 1.5l car.
Mr C. said : i have 2 wife and 1 mistress.
God said: Ok you deserve a 500cc motorbike.
As the three men was riding their vehicles, they suddenly see Mr. A . began to weep.
Mr B & C ask: Why are you crying? your ferrari is a beauty compare to what we have.
Mr. A answer: I just saw my wife ................she is riding a bicycle!!!!!!!!
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here is another:
Three men, 1 american, 1 japanese and 1 singaporean. was lost in a forest.
Suddenly they met a Forest fairy.
The fairy grant each of them 3 wishes.
American: I want to be rich,a beautiful wife and Go back Home.
Japanese: I want to be influential, a beautiful wife and Go back Home.
Singaporean: I want food, i want water, i am bored ask them(american, japanese) back!
As they continue LOST in the forest, they met another fairy!
The fairy grant each of them 2 wishes.
American: I want to be rich and Go back Home.
Japanese: I want a beautiful wife and Go back Home.
Singaporean: I want insect repellant, i am bored ask them(american, japanese) back again!
this time the american and japanese are really pissed off, cursing and swearing at the singaporean.
as they continued to look for a way out they met another fairy!
The fairy grant each of them 1 wish.
American: Oh what the heck, give me water
Japanese: Just give me food will do.
Singaporean: You two so boring one.... i want to go home liao. bye bye.