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« on: May 09, 2007, 09:27:31 PM »

Hope this doesn't happen in Sinkie land... Just for laughs... clapping

Young Jimmy, a 7th grader, comes home from school one day. His Mom calls out,"What did you do in school today?" Timmy answers,"I had sex with my teacher!" Mom is horrified, she comes out of the kitchen and yells,"You evil little boy. Go upstairs and wait until your father comes home."

An hour later Jimmy hears his father drive in, and then he hears a loud argument downstairs. When it's quiet, his father comes to his room. He says,"Your mother was very upset but, to tell the truth I'm proud of
you. Now you're really a man. Let's do something special. Why don't we go get that mountain bike you were looking at?" "Really Dad? That would be great!"

They go downtown and buy the bike and bring it home. They get it out of the truck and set it in the driveway. Dad says,"Go ahead Jimmy, take it for a ride." Jimmy says,"I can't Dad. My butt's too sore."
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