How to do business with cows

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How to do business with two cows

TRADITIONAL CORPORATION

 You have two cows.

 You sell one and buy a bull.

 Your herd multiplies and the economy grows.

 You sell them and retire on the income.

 

 AN AMERICAN CORPORATION

 You have two cows.

 You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.

 You are surprised when the cow drops dead.

 

 A FRENCH CORPORATION

 You have two cows.

 You go on strike because you want three cows.

 

 A JAPANESE CORPORATION

 You have two cows.

 You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and

 produce twenty times the milk.

 You then create clever cow cartoon images called 'Cowkimon' and market

 them World-Wide.

 

 A GERMAN CORPORATION

 You have two cows.

 You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and

 milk themselves.

 

 A BRITISH CORPORATION

 You have two cows.

 Both are mad.

 

 AN ITALIAN CORPORATION

 You have two cows, but you don't know where they are.

 You break for lunch.

 

 A SWISS CORPORATION

 You have 5,000 cows and none of which belong to you.

 You charge others for storing them.

 

 A CHINESE CORPORATION

 You have two cows.

 You have 300 people milking them.

 You claim full employment and high bovine productivity.

 You have the newsman who reported on the numbers arrested.

 

 AN INDIAN CORPORATION

 You have two cows.

 You worship them.

 

 A MALAYSIAN CORPORATION

 You have two cows.

 You signed a 40-year contract to supply milk at RM0.06 per litre.

 Then midway through, you raised the price to RM0.60 or you cut the supply.
 

 When the buyer agrees to the new price, you change your mind again and now want   
  RM1.20.

 The buyer decided you can keep the milk.

 They go look for milk that comes from recycled cows or the cow urine

 instead.

 Your two cows retire together with the Prime Minister.

 

 A SINGAPOREAN CORPORATION

 You have two cows.

 One cow-peh and one cow-bu.