Holiday

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A Singaporean was on holiday in Malaysia.

He was having his coffee, croissants, bread, butter & jam at the hotel's
coffee house.

A Malaysian man, who was chewing gum, sat down next to him & started a
casual conversation.

Malaysian: "You Singaporeans eat the whole bread?"

Singaporean: "Of course."

Malaysian: "We don't. In Malaysia, we only eat what's inside. The crusts
we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants &
sell them across to Singapore." The Malaysian then had a smirk on his
face while the Singaporean listened in silence.

Malaysian: "Do you eat the jam with the bread?"

Singaporean: "Of course."

Malaysian (chuckling): "We don't. In Malaysia, we eat fresh fruit for
breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds & other left-overs in a
container, recycle them, transform them into jam before we sell it
across to Singapore."

This time, the Singaporean retorted: "Do you have sex in Malaysia?"

Malaysian: "Why, of course we do"

Singaporean: "Do you wear protection"

Malaysian: "Of course! We wear condoms."

Singaporean: "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used
them?"

Malaysian: "Stupid question! Of course we throw them away."

Singaporean: "We don't. In Singapore, the government secretly puts them
in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum & sell
them across to Malaysia, & that's the real reason why we banned chewing
gum in Singapore."