funny conversation

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Mary : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.
What do u think, Peter?
Peter : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.
     
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Customer : How much is that tie?
Salesman : Forty dollars.
Customer : Why, I can buy a pair of shoes with that much money.
Salesman : But how would a pair of shoes look around your neck.
     
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Jimmy : Mom, can I have two piece of cake?
Mom : Certainly. Take this piece and cut it in two.
     
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Woman : How can I ever repay you for your kindness and consideration to
me?
Man : By cheque, money order or cash.
     
Sam : I hate to see a girl standing in a bus when I'm comfortably
seated.
Lily : So what do you do?
Sam : I close my eyes.

BOY : Since we met, I can't eat or drink...
GIRL : Why not ??
BOY : I'm broke.
     
BOY : May I hold your hand??
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.
     
GIRL : Did you miss me while I was away??
BOY : Were you away??
     
GIRL : Who was that girl I saw you kissing last night??
BOY : What time was it??
     
GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...
     
GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??
     
GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest..
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple..
     
CAROL : Do you remember when you proposed to me? I was so overwhelmed,
I

couldn't speak for    an hour..
PETER : Yes darling, that was the happiest hour of my life...
     
GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever..
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??
     
BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??
     
BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??
     
BETH : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
SUE : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his
mouth.
     
Man : You remind me of the sea.
Woman : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
Man : NO, because you make me sick.
     
Wife : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of
the
other.
Husband : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes
out
of the mouth.
     
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