Faithful husband

[Tigger]

Three men died on the same day and went to heaven...

At the Pearly gates, the first man was asked... "How many mistresses did you keep?"

The first man hung his head and sob, "I'm sorry... I know I was unfaithful.... I had three mistresses throughout my sorry life."

St Peter said, "This is your mode of transportation in Heaven.", and the first man got a bicycle...

The second man was asked the same question.... and he answered only one.... and received a motorbike...

The third man strode up to and said, "I've never been unfaithful to my wife.... no mistresses...ever." St Peter said "Well done! Here is your reward!" And the third man received a Lexus convertable with everything in it...

One day, the first and second men happened to be at the same junction when they saw the third man sobbing loudly in his Lexus... "What happended?!?" They asked...

Sobbing loudly, the third man said, "I just saw my wife! She was on roller blades!!!"