Applying for job at civil service

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An American war veteran applied for a job in the public service. Below are exerpts of his job interview:

Interviewer: I see you were in the army. Did you go and fight?

War veteran: Yes I did. I was in Special forces.

Interviewer: Wow! That's great! 20 points! Were you injured in battle?

War veteran: Yes I was. I was shot and I lost my testicles.

Interviewer: I'm sorry to hear about that. Congrats! You've got the job.

War veteran: That's great! What are the working hours?

Interviewer: Oh... Our working hours are 8 am to 5 pm, but you'll only need to come at 10 am.

War veteran: 10 am? Why? I thought you said we start work at 8 am?

Interviewer: Oh... That's ok. We spend the first two hours of the day scratching balls. Since you don't have, you can come in at 10 am.