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Primary 3 Questions
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April 15, 2007, 10:38:23 AM »
A Primary School teacher was having trouble with one of her
students.The teacher asked, "Harry, what is your problem?"
Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the Primary 1. My sister is in
Primary 3 and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in Primary 3 too!"
The teacher took Harry to the principal's office. While Harry waited in
the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the
situation was. The principal told the teacher he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the Primary 1, and behave.
The teacher agreed. Harry was brought in. The conditions were
explained, and Harry agreed to take the test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Harry: "9"
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Harry: "36"
And so it went with every question the principal thought a Primary 1
student should know. The principal looks at the teacher and tells her, "I think Harry can go to Primary 3."
The teacher says to the principal, "May I ask him some tougher
questions?" The principal and Harry both agree.
Teacher: "What does a cow have four of that I have only two ?"
Harry: "Legs."
Teacher: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?" (The
principal wondered, why does she ask such a question!)
Harry: "Pockets."
Teacher: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"
Harry: "Pants."
Teacher: "What's starts with a C and ends with a T, and it is hairy,
oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?" (The principal's eyes
open really wide and before he could stop the answer....)
Harry: "Coconut."
Teacher: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?"
Harry: "Bubblegum."
Teacher: "What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down and dog do on three legs?" (The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer...)
Harry: "Shake hands."
Teacher: "Now I will ask some 'Who am I' sort of questions, okay?"
Teacher: "You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up.I get wet before you do." Who am I??
Harry: "A Tent. "
Teacher: "A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored.
The best man always has me first." What am I?? (Principal was looking
restless and a bit tense)
Harry: "A Wedding Ring."
Teacher: "I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you
blow me, I feel good." What am I??
Harry: "A Nose."
Teacher: "I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with aquiver." What am I??
Harry: "An Arrow."
Teacher: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot
of excitement?"
Harry: "Firetruck."
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put this
ass in Primary 6 ! I got the last 10 questions all wrong myself."
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If It DiN'T MaTTeR 2 u..It DiN'T MaTTeR 2 Me..!!
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