Post Office

[Chilli Crab]

A man works in the Post Office, dealing w/ letters w/ no propoer addresses, no stamps...so on.

One day, he received a letter from an old lady, addressed to "GOD".

"Dear God, sombody stole my purse w/ my last pension, $100 in it. I have nothing to live on until next month's pension. Its Christmas Eve next week and I have invited 2 friends over for dinner. Without $100, I don't know what to do. Please help me.
Yours Sincerely, Jane"

Postman showed pity and told his colleagues. They put up some money and came to $94.He sent it back to the old lady.

Few days later, he received a letter from the same old lady, addressed to "GOD"

"Dear God, I can't be more grateful to you for what you have done. I got my money back. My friends and I have a great time during CHristmas Eve.

However, I must let you know, that there were $6 missing. Must be those idiots at the post office.
Yours Sincerely, Jane"

[oldbird]

good jokes!!...

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