funny and lame

[sakori]

Funny and Lame
The class was very noisy just now because there wasn't any teacher,but now everyone suddenly turned quiet. That is because the fiercest teacher in the school had entered the class. Her face is as fierce as a lion which will bite anyone's head off if offended... And if you wanna know more.... Follow the lesson.

Students: Good morning, teacher
Teacher: (shouting) Why is it only good morning?What about afternoon and night?
Students: Good morning, afternoon and night teacher.
Teacher : That is unacceptable! It is too long. Just wish me best regards for my whole day! That is much better as it is easier and full of meaning. And that greeting can also be used for all times.
Students: Best regards teacher!
Teacher: That's better, sit down! Listen today I am going to test you all on words that have the opposite meaning. When I say a sentence or word all of you must answer quickly the opposite meaning to the words, understand?Students: Understood teacher
Teacher: I do not want any disturbance
Students: (silence)

Teacher: Clever
Students: Stupid

Teacher: High
Students: Low

Teacher : Popular
Students: Calafare

Teacher :Wrong
Students: Correct

Teacher :Stupid
Students: Clever

Teacher : No
Students:Yes

Teacher : Oh God
Students: Oh Slave

Teacher : Listen to this
Students: Listen to that

Teacher : Quiet
Students: Noisy

Teacher : That's not a question, stupid
Students: This is an answer, clever

Teacher : I'm dead
Students: We're alive

Teacher : I'm lazy to teach
Students: We are hardworking to learn

Teacher:Enough! Enough!
Students: More! More!

Teacher: Stop! Stop!
Students: Start! Start

Teacher: Why are you people so stupid
Students: Because I am someone clever

Teacher : Lack manners!
Students: Taught enough!

Teacher: O.K. Lesson has ended
Students: K.O. Lesson has not started!

Teacher: Enough, stupid!
Students: Not yet, clever!

Teacher: Stand up
Students: Sit down

Teacher: I said CALAFARE was wrong
Students: We said POPULAR was correct

Teacher: You people are dumb
Students: We are gifted

Teacher: All of you must stay back this afternoon
Students: Released tonight

Teacher: (Keep quiet, gather her books and went out)