Fresh from the tap

[Eropagnis]

Having determined that the husband was infertile, a childless couple decided to try artificial insemination. When the woman showed up at the clinic, she was told to undress, get up on the table and place her feet in the stirrups. She was feeling very uncomfortable about the whole situation and when the doctor started dropping his pants, she freaked. "Wait a second! What the hell is going on here?" she yelled. "Don't you want to get pregnant?" asked the doctor. "Well, yes, but..." stammered the woman.
"Well lie back and spread 'em," replied the doctor. "We've run out of the bottled stuff, so you'll just have to settle for what's on tap."