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« on: June 07, 2007, 09:13:06 PM »

There was a tough Yankee who always visited the bar and drank a lot of whiskey. He was know to be a tough customer and often got into fights when he was drunk.

One day, he was bragging about how tough he was and a fellow patron dared him to show his strengthen and said, "I dare you to drink up this bottle of whiskey, go into the cave to wrestle with the grizzly bear and make love to a Red Indian woman!"

So the Yankee drank up all the whiskey and went into the cave... there was a lot of screaming and roaring sounds for a long time and everyone from the town gathered outside the cave to see what was going on. After a good fifteen minutes of noise, the Yankee emerged from the cave, all bloodied and asked his friend...

"So, where is this Red Indian Woman you want me to wrestle?"

Poor bear....
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