Do you still have a Secretary? (Humor)

[oldbird]

>Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning.
>I went downstairs for breakfast, hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, " Happy Birthday! "
>and possibly even have a small present for me.
>As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone the greeting.
>I thought ... well, that's marriage for you, but the kids ... they will remember.
>Soon, my kids came downstairs for breakfast, but they also didn't say a word.
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>So when I left for the office, I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent.
>As I walked into my office, my secretary Jane said :
>" Good Morning, boss, and by the way, Happy Birthday ! "
>It felt a little better that at least someone remembered.
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>I worked until one o'clock, when Jane knocked on my door and said :
>" You know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it is your birthday.
>What do you say that we go out to lunch, just you and me."
>I said : “ Thanks, Jane, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go ! "
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>We went to lunch. But we didn't go where we normally would go.
>Jane chose instead to have lunch at a quiet bistro with a private table.
>We had two martinis each, and I enjoyed the meal and her company tremendously.
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>On the way back to the office, Jane said :
>" You know, it's such a beautiful day...
>we don't need to go straight back to the office, do we ? "
>I responded : " I guess not. What do you have in mind ? "
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>She said : " Let's drop by my apartment. It's just around the corner. "
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>After arriving at her apartment, Jane turned to me and said :
>" Boss, if you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom
>for just a moment. I'll be right back."
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>" Okay ! " I nervously replied.
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>Jane went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes,
>she came out carrying a huge birthday cake ...
>followed by my wife, my kids, and dozens of my friends and co-workers,
>all singing " Happy Birthday To You …….. ".
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>And I just sat there ... on the couch ... all naked !
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>And that was why I fired my secretary.
>END OF STORY

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