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« on: July 14, 2006, 02:51:04 AM »

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

Labrador: Oh, me, me! Pleeeeese let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Pleeeeease!

Blue Heeler: First I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle.

Golden Retriever: The air is fresh, the sun is shining, and you're inside worrying about a silly bulb?!

Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it.  By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

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How many cats does it take to change a light bulb?

Cats do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. The more important question is: "How long will it be before I can expect some light around here and when can I expect my dinner?"

This shows that, while dogs have masters, cats have staff.
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